Delaware Knows Where Your Children Are

But only if they're criminals -- for now, anyway. "The state Division of Youth and Rehabilitative Services is using satellite tracking technology to monitor juveile offenders under house arrest." In an attempt at some sort of post-modern co-opting of the beloved terms of the tin hat set, the company who created the tracking devices is called Big Brother.

Get a look at the photo of the device (on the right hand side of the Delaware Online report): It looks comfortingly big. But c'mon -- we know they've got a much smaller one somewhere. It's probably hidden in your breakfast cerial already.

Mysterious Fireball

A giant fireball landed somewhere in Queensland, Australia. Lots of eyewitness accounts of its flight through the evening sky, but no information on where it landed. (Not too surprising, given the amounts of unpopulated areas down under.) No government warnings, no television emergency broadcasts -- who's watching the skies? You'd better be if mysterious fireballs are coming out of nowhere.

See, We Said They Were Bad

As if their secret government sponsored activities weren't scary enough, the The Memory Hole has the goods on a suppressed report, which showcases Agent misconduct. You can witness the fear here.